Complete with my favorite* songs by each artist. These songs are all great and personal to me, so if you don't like them, whatev.
*favorites are subject to change
1. The Beatles
2. Ben Folds
3. Counting Crows
4. The Lemonheads
5. The Decemberists
6. Natalie Merchant/10,000 Maniacs
8. The Smiths/Morrissey
9. Fleetwood Mac
10. The Pretenders
This is going to be extremely difficult.
We may need photgraphs. You know, in case you're not familiar with any of these fellas.
1. Alec Baldwin
2. Andrew McCarthy
3. Jon Hamm
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
5. Gerard Butler
6. Patrick Demsey
7. Chris Hemsworth
8. Clive Owen
9. Hugh Jackman
10. John Cusack
OMG I love actresses.
1. Katherine Hepburn
2. Cate Blanchet
3. Judy Garland
4. Meg Ryan
5. Kate Winslet
6. Charlize Theron
7. Julianne Moore
8. Holly Hunter
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Rita Hayworth
OMG I love actors.
1. Alec Baldwin
2. Andrew McCarthy
3. Cary Grant (my all-time favorite)
4. George Clooney
5. Matt Damon
6. John Cusack
7. Hugh Grant
8. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
9. Patrick Dempsey
10. Gerard Butler
what? Chris Brown was in a car wreck? what are you saying Seacrest? why does Chris Brown have problems at Grammy time?
5:02 - Carly Rae Jepsen has some heavy bangs. sequined boring dress. "Call Me Maybe" is playing on a loop.
5:05 - Kelly Osbourne needs to ditch the lavander hair. she looks like Dame Edna.
5:06 - Rhianna is in the 360 cam. her hair is cray cray.
5:07 - Timberho is in a suit and tie (traditional tux)
5:08 - y'all should know that I don't know who any of these people are. I mean the young people. I only know the old peeps.
5:12 - Kathy Griffin needs to go back to redder hair. I speak from experience - light red hair isn't flattering on pale people.
5:14 - LL COOL J! Ladies Love Cool James. I wish I had his big diamond earrings. I like the ivory tux. nice beret. I don't get to say "nice beret" enough.
5:17 - the guy from LMAO (or whatever) is wearing a camera as a necklace (almost like Flava Flav's clock), man-pris (capris for men), and loafers. bitch stole my look.
5:22 - some girl named Janelle in a tux with leopard lapels, tails, and a hat. I told y'all I didn't know who these people are. who the hell is Swedish House Mafia? Sweden has a mafia?
5:24 - Kat von D and Deadmau5. I don't get them. I don't know how you pronounce that either.
5:25 - OMG someone is dressed in a space suit and did the moonwalk.
5:28 - Chris Brown. I have nothing to say.
5:33 - this band is named Fun. they look fun. or fun enough.I really hate the shaved head with the top of the hair left. it's gross.
5:34 - I think this guy's name is Neyo. his girl's boobs are going to pop out any second.
5:38 - The Lumineers! they are not fashion icons. just musical icons. but that's fine with me.
5:39 - some girl in the background looks like a fancy Ariel the Little Mermaid. total mermaid dress. long red braid. I'm not sure if part of her head was shaved or not. she was a little rough, but a little fancy.
5:42 - Jack White is too pale. Jack, call me, we'll talk. lighten the hair, it will do wonders for the complexion.
5:45 - no idea who this guy is and they aren't putting his name up. so aggravating.
5:46 - his name is Trey Songz. bet that's a stage name.
5:47 - it's NPH and his husband! they look great. no tuxes, but good. they are color coordinated. of course.
5:54 - it's John Legend. I know who he is. his woman has the one-side-of-the-head hairdo and a dress with a bare midriff. do people still say bare midriff.
5:55 - it's Taylor Swift. her dress is Greek Goddess Chic. I do not like the dog collar thing around her neck. I like her better blonder. and with lipstick.
5:58 - JLO - you are not Angelina Jolie. put the leg up.
6:00 - just for my friend Syralja - Taylor Swift has the worst posture ever and she is not Princess Leia and never will be.
6:03 - ugh. Taylor Swift just tried to pose.
6:03 - it's Florence and the Miami Sound Machine in green. you know, green is the color of the year. Florence looks a little Green Goblin Realness. it's all green. green strappy shoes.
6:05 - Adele! Love her and love her hair.
6:08 - there is a guy named Kaskade. whatev.
6:11 - I kinda need Adele's dress.
6:13 - ?uestLove!
6:15 - it's Adam Levine. black on black tux. boring.
6:18 - same thing with Dave Grohl. guys, y'all have to shake it up. I know black is rock 'n roll, but it's boring.
6:27 - Nicole Kidman, go back to red hair.
6:31 - Kat Dennings is wearing some Star Trek dress. it is a miracle of duct tape that her dress is staying up because those are some giant boobs. that fabric is unfortunate.
6:33 - Kelly Rowland's dress has cut-outs all over. I like her giant green rings.
6:39 - JLO - seriously, the leg.
6:41 - Katy Perry is wearing a mint colored dress. she says she was inspired by Priscilla Presley in the 70s. for Elvis' sake. sheesh.
6:51 - okay - I had to pour myself some tea and got distracted and missed 10 minutes. Justin Beiber is up next and I don't care anything about that, so I'm signing off. that was incredibly boring. celebs, you can do way better.
1. The Awakening, Kate Chopin
2. Gone With The Wind, Margaret Mitchell
3. The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
5. The Color Purple, Alice Walker
6. Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Fannie Flagg
7. Rebecca, Daphen DuMaurier
8. The Hours, Michael Cunningham
9. A Widow for One Year, John Irving
10. White Oleander, Janet Fitch
I am not a book series kind of person. I like books to be nicely wrapped up at the end. Maybe that's odd, I don't know – it's me. So, I can only do a top 5.
1. the Dexter books
2. the Jurrasic Park series
3. the Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles - probably only because it's one of the few series I've read.
4. the Sweet Valley High series - c'mon that was amazing
5. Nancy Drew because I AM NANCY DREW.