This is super easy. I don't believe in regret, but I'll try.
1. I regret ever having bangs in my teens
2. I regret that black mascara
3. I regret that time I thought the butter in my grandmother's fridge was ice cream
4. I regret that time I thought I'd make a new beverage with Coke and orange juice (I was 10)
5. I regret most of the times I've worn shorts
6. I regret that time I dyed my hair Elmo red
7. I regret not paying attention in math class from 1st grade on
8. I regret a couple of times I didn't yell at people
9. I regret not wearing sunscreen on my honeymoon
10. I regret trying that bra on the other day that I got stuck in and almost had to call 911 to get the jaws of life to get me out of it.