So, I've seen something called anaface.com that geometrically analyzes your face and tells you how pretty you are (aren't) and according to them, I'm a 7.65 out of 10.
My ears are too long for my nose.
My innerocular distance is too big for my eyes. I don't know what that means. I think they're calling me a hammerhead shark.
My nose is too wide.
My face is too wide/short. Hell. You got me there, anaface.com.
My mouth is too wide. They're saying I have a big mouth. This is not news.
So, in summation: I have big ears, a big nose, and a big mouth – pretty much Angelina Jolie, suckas. This just proves what I've always said, you can't trust geometry.