As you know, here on the Kerry Blog we mention vajayjays as often as possible because why not? Half the world has them, so I figure at least 75% of my readership has them (based on the totally scientific fact that the 25% of people who Google "redhead bbw pinup" and land on my blog are probably male).
That brings us to the coloring book no one asked for, The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas by Morgan Hastings.
Oh good, there are 30 pages of vaginas and fun activities. I wonder what those activities could be. Oh, look, here's a photo:
It's like Mad Libs!
I thought I'd fill in my answers.
My vagina looks like a vagina.
My vagina smells just like morning dew on a tulip.
I call my vagina a vajayjay.
I think my vagina is great because I could shoplift a Butterball turkey with it.
A special treat for my vagina is a transvaginal ultrasound.
My vagina likes Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne, and of course, making love at midnight.
If my vagina could talk it would sound like Charo.
Oh snap. Looks like I'm going to have to contact the publisher because The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas isn't an ebook yet. This is so disappointing.
