I've been thinking of alternate taglines for this blog. The current tagline is "Kerry's Little Blog." Some of the ones I've thought of are more fitting.
- Finding new ways to injure herself for three decades
- Specializing in drivel
- Probably has more hair products than a salon
- Knows more trivia than Alex Trebek
- Thinks, therefore she can't sleep
- Thinking of stupid junk so you don't have to
- Blogging in pajamas since 2002
- Dances like a Peanuts character
- This blog sponsored by butter toffee coffee
- Now with less scrapbooking, more lagniappe
- Never said this would make sense
- The Russians dig it
- This blog sponsored by insomnia
- Behold the sarcasm
- Sometimes has a point
- Read at your own risk
- Embarassing stories almost daily
- How many peeps can I offend today?
- Proud college drop-out
- First person in her family to successfully turn on a computer
- Hurdling toward mediocrity
- Smells like 30-teen spirit
- A divider, not a uniter
- Crazy spoken here
- Came in 2nd place in college intramural badminton and horseshoes, just like Sporty Spice
- Like you, only better
- Never met a carb she didn't like
- Amusing herself since 1974
- Fair and not-so balanced
- This blog sponsored by Kahloua
- She's not even trying anymore
- Oprah's favorite blog (if she knew who I was)
- Killing literature one post at a time
