There have been many pets in my life. My first pet was a dog named Shine who "ran away." Then we had a dachshund, Otto, who also "ran away." Next was a cocker spaniel, Sam, who was the best dog ever -- you guessed it -- "ran away." My parents then got a chow we named Bear who "went to live on a farm." At some point between dogs, I had a gerbil, Penny. I put Penny on the back steps in her cage while I cleaned my room in the middle of the Louisiana summer and when I went to get her later, she was deceased. Once I had a fish that committed suicide by jumping down the garbage disposal while I was cleaning the fishbowl. When I turned 18, my best friend gave me a kitten (Figaro, the best cat ever), who a year and a half later my mom took to the humane society when I was in college (at least she didn't tell me it went to live on a farm). Lastly, the kids had a cat named Tinkerbell who actually did run away almost two years ago. Seriously, why would I lie to you people? The cat ran away. She was declawed, so she was probably met with an unfortunate end with a big dog or some creature from the woods or an alligator.
I have not had the best of luck with animals. Most of that was due to my crazy parents who were obviously not pet people. My family now has a basset hound, Lucy Dog. She's a half inside/half outside dog because she still acts like a puppy and lives for knocking down Andrew, the smallest member of the family. I know I do not need to take on another pet.
So, why am I looking at kittens and puppies in the classifieds of Nola.com? I have obviously lost my mind.
Maybe it has something to do with the kids getting older. It's been an adjustment having Andrew in school everyday, even though it's only two full days and three hours a day on the other three days. I can't deny that it's been a little weird for me now that the baby isn't a baby anymore. Knowing we're not going to have anymore babies, that mothering thing in my head wants to hold on to the baby. That mothering thing in my head has been rather loud lately, saying, "get another pet."
I do not need to take on another pet, I say.
But you love the animals.
But I'm allergic to the animals, I say.
You're already on allergy stuff, it's cool.
But I don't want to take care of another breathing thing, I say.
Oh, but puppies and kitties are so cute.
They are cute, I say.
Remember how great Figaro the cat was?
Yeah, but Tinkerbell the cat was insane, I say.
And she ran away, so that took care of that. You need a pet of your own.
I would really love a cocker spaniel, I say.
Cockers are great. Remember how great Sam was?
That was one great dog, I say.
There are cocker puppies on Nola.com.
Oh, look how cute THAT puppy is, I say.
At this point I realize I have said the last statement out loud and three children come running to the kitchen table to look at the puppy.
I want this puppy. I would name her Sadie and I would let her sleep in my bed. I've never let a dog sleep in my bed, but look at that face. I am in total puppy love with this puppy.
I do not need to take on another pet.
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